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Why bandits say they can't stop killing – Gumi

🇳🇬 Nigeria·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: The Punch·3 Nov, 10:41 am
Why bandits say they can't stop killing – Gumi — Nigeria
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Islamic cleric, Sheikh Ahmad Gumi, reveals why bandits say they can't stop killing, citing a cycle of revenge for attacks on their communities and fear of Read More: https://punchng.com/why-bandits-say-they-cant-stop-killing-gumi/

The UNHINGED Take

Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Why bandits say they cant stop killing: "Why bandits say they cant stop killing – Gumi". Throw the whole institution in the bin and start over.

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