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Xenophobia: Reps urge Nigerian govt to summon South African envoy over killing of citizens

🇳🇬 Nigeria·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Premium Times·9 Jul, 03:32 pm
Xenophobia: Reps urge Nigerian govt to summon South African envoy over killing of citizens — Nigeria
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The Straight Version

Lawmakers asked the Nigerian government to summon the South African envoy over killings of Nigerian citizens, but rejected proposals to suspend diplomatic relations with Pretoria.

The UNHINGED Take

Wha be this, oh! The bigwigs keep dancing on their heels, asking the foreign master to play the naughty diplomat while throwing the table to the ground when it aches. See drama, no drama? At least they keep their fists inside the palace — no, don’t kiss the car resuck migration, we have bigger ghosts to chase.

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COOKED / 10

Wha be this, oh!

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