The Straight Version
The Rural Electrification Agency is installing 37 solar mini-grids to power 125,000 households in Zamfara State.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine thinking solar panels will survive bandit territory longer than a week before being harvested for scrap. Another multi-billion naira bonfire disguised as development for the local warlords to enjoy.
The Bottom Line
DELUSIONAL MONEY PIT / 10
Imagine thinking solar panels will survive bandit territory longer than a week before being harvested for scrap.
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Imagine thinking solar panels will survive bandit territory longer than a week before being harvested for scrap. DELUSIONAL MONEY PIT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ng/zamfara-rea-to-power-125-000-homes-with #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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