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Banished: The Taliban's War On Women - tickets go live for Sky News documentary screening

🇳🇱 Netherlands·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Sky News World·30 Oct, 11:20 am
Banished: The Taliban's War On Women - tickets go live for Sky News documentary screening — Netherlands
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The Straight Version

Sky News is selling tickets for a documentary screening and Q&A about the Taliban's suppression of women.

The UNHINGED Take

Turning systematic female oppression into a ticketed evening of popcorn and virtue signaling is the most peak media rot imaginable. Nothing screams empowerment like monetizing misery for the armchair activist crowd.

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PROFITEERING VULTURE BEHAVIOR / 10

Turning systematic female oppression into a ticketed evening of popcorn and virtue signaling is the most peak media rot imaginable.

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Turning systematic female oppression into a ticketed evening of popcorn and virtue signaling is the most peak media rot imaginable. PROFITEERING VULTURE BEHAVIOR / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nl/banished-the-talibans-war-on-women-tickets-go #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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