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Residents leave devastated Russian-occupied Oleshky as evacuation corridor opens

🇳🇱 Netherlands·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: BBC World·30 Oct, 11:17 am
Residents leave devastated Russian-occupied Oleshky as evacuation corridor opens — Netherlands
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The Straight Version

Residents of Russian-occupied Oleshky are finally evacuating despite some choosing to stay without basic utilities.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine choosing to rot in a freezing, waterless hellhole just to avoid packing a bag. Darwin is weeping in his grave at these absolute bottom-tier survival instincts.

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The Bottom Line

COLLECTIVE BRAIN DEATH / 10

Imagine choosing to rot in a freezing, waterless hellhole just to avoid packing a bag.

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