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‘Clicky Ponting’ handed two-year suspension over cricket cheating scandal

🇳🇱 Netherlands·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·6 Nov, 03:44 pm
‘Clicky Ponting’ handed two-year suspension over cricket cheating scandal — Netherlands
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The Straight Version

Clicky Ponting, amateur cricketer, suspended for two years after finger‑clicking deception on umpires.

The UNHINGED Take

Finger‑clicking trickster gets two‑year ban. That’s the part of cricket that makes you wish umpires played darts to load a gun.

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Finger‑clicking trickster gets two‑year ban.

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