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Protesters break into Microsoft AI data centre site in Amsterdam

🇳🇱 Netherlands·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·6 Nov, 03:48 pm
Protesters break into Microsoft AI data centre site in Amsterdam — Netherlands
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The Straight Version

More than 100 activists break into Microsoft data centre construction site in Amsterdam.

The UNHINGED Take

Microsoft, Dutch king of pointless silicon fantasies, got slammed by 100 activists who invaded its construction site. It’s a reminder AI’s hype sells like empty poker chips.

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Microsoft, Dutch king of pointless silicon fantasies, got slammed by 100 activists who invaded its construction site.

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