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Displaced in Hebron: Picking up pieces after Israeli siege

🇳🇱 Netherlands·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·2 Nov, 03:43 pm
Displaced in Hebron: Picking up pieces after Israeli siege — Netherlands
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The Straight Version

Hebron families returned to scarred homes, piecing together lives after Israeli siege.

The UNHINGED Take

Israeli siege left ghosts stuck in rubble; Hebronians are still dusting off their souls while the cavalry counts their cash. Manifest Dutch envy: 'Kijk, tot de laatste kolen'.

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Israeli siege left ghosts stuck in rubble; Hebronians are still dusting off their souls while the cavalry counts their cash.

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