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Scientists begin tests on human composting, an eco-friendly alternative to burials and cremation

🇳🇱 Netherlands·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·2 Nov, 03:41 pm
Scientists begin tests on human composting, an eco-friendly alternative to burials and cremation — Netherlands
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The Straight Version

French scientists test tilling dead bodies into compost as eco-friendly burial alternative.

The UNHINGED Take

French scientists turn corpses into compost, eco‑friendly trash. While Earth's lungs hiss, they rob the dead like a munted landfill deal. Commerce before conscience—smh.

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French scientists turn corpses into compost, eco‑friendly trash.

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French scientists turn corpses into compost, eco‑friendly trash. CHEESE EQUALIZER / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nl/scientists-begin-tests-on-human-composting-an-eco #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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