The Straight Version
French scientists test tilling dead bodies into compost as eco-friendly burial alternative.
The UNHINGED Take
French scientists turn corpses into compost, eco‑friendly trash. While Earth's lungs hiss, they rob the dead like a munted landfill deal. Commerce before conscience—smh.

The Bottom Line
CHEESE EQUALIZER / 10
French scientists turn corpses into compost, eco‑friendly trash.
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French scientists turn corpses into compost, eco‑friendly trash. CHEESE EQUALIZER / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nl/scientists-begin-tests-on-human-composting-an-eco #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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