The Straight Version
The Dutch Ministry of Defence is launching the NIDT to monitor North Sea infrastructure against potential sabotage.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine thinking we can stop a submarine with a couple of interns and a glorified webcam. Pure comedy gold for the Russians while our own wind turbines are basically sitting ducks.
The Bottom Line
CLOWN CAR CIRCUS / 10
Imagine thinking we can stop a submarine with a couple of interns and a glorified webcam.
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