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Meisje (17) aangehouden voor explosie Rotterdam

🇳🇱 Netherlands·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: De Telegraaf·5 Nov, 08:57 am
Meisje (17) aangehouden voor explosie Rotterdam — Netherlands
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The Straight Version

A 17-year-old girl was arrested for an explosion on the Prins Hendrikkade in Rotterdam.

The UNHINGED Take

Rotterdam youth are trading their schoolbooks for DIY pipe bombs just to spice up the Noordereiland skyline. Absolute braindead behavior from a generation that can barely boil an egg.

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The Bottom Line

BRAIN ROT LEVEL CRITICAL / 10

Rotterdam youth are trading their schoolbooks for DIY pipe bombs just to spice up the Noordereiland skyline.

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Rotterdam youth are trading their schoolbooks for DIY pipe bombs just to spice up the Noordereiland skyline. BRAIN ROT LEVEL CRITICAL / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nl/meisje-17-aangehouden-voor-explosie-rotterdam #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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