The Straight Version
An Australian restaurant fired an Italian chef for refusing to put pineapple on a pizza.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine being so pathologically insecure that you fire a culinary artist just to serve warm, fruit-covered garbage to bogan palates. Absolute klootzak behavior from a kitchen that clearly hates its own dignity.
The Bottom Line
CULINARY WAR CRIME / 10
Imagine being so pathologically insecure that you fire a culinary artist just to serve warm, fruit-covered garbage to bogan palates.
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