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Wembanyama pours in career-high 52 points as Spurs edge Mavericks 112-111

🇳🇱 Netherlands·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·5 Nov, 08:39 am
Wembanyama pours in career-high 52 points as Spurs edge Mavericks 112-111 — Netherlands
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The Straight Version

Victor Wembanyama scored 52 points and grabbed 24 rebounds in San Antonio's 112-111 win over Dallas.

The UNHINGED Take

Watching Wemby bully grown men like they are toddlers is just state-sanctioned assault. The Mavericks are a glorified social experiment in how to lose a game while holding a lead.

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ABSOLUTE STAT PADDING / 10

Watching Wemby bully grown men like they are toddlers is just state-sanctioned assault.

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