The Straight Version
Vasilis Barkas is set to start in goal for FC Utrecht against NEC this weekend.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine acting like a routine goalkeeper swap for a mid-table snooze fest is headline material. Absolute farmers league cope for people who think watching paint dry is a tactical masterclass.
The Bottom Line
COLOSSAL BOREDOM / 10
Imagine acting like a routine goalkeeper swap for a mid-table snooze fest is headline material.
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