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Louisa Janssen zorgt voor hilariteit in spelprogramma: ‘Heeft hij vier centimeter?’

🇳🇱 Netherlands·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: De Telegraaf·31 Oct, 01:36 pm
Louisa Janssen zorgt voor hilariteit in spelprogramma: ‘Heeft hij vier centimeter?’ — Netherlands
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The Straight Version

Louisa Janssen and Michella Kox hunt for Urk twins on SBS6, involving a bizarre quest for four centimeters of hair.

The UNHINGED Take

SBS6 is officially scraping the bottom of the gutter to entertain the lobotomized masses. Watching these two hunt for scraps of hair is the cultural equivalent of sniffing paint thinner behind a Lidl.

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The Bottom Line

BRAIN CELL DECAY / 10

SBS6 is officially scraping the bottom of the gutter to entertain the lobotomized masses.

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SBS6 is officially scraping the bottom of the gutter to entertain the lobotomized masses. BRAIN CELL DECAY / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nl/louisa-janssen-zorgt-voor-hilariteit-in-spelprogramma-heeft #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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