The Straight Version
Tadej Pogacar fractured three vertebrae during a heavy crash at the Vuelta a España.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine snapping your spine just to pedal a bike in circles for a plastic trophy. Absolute legendary lunacy for a man who treats his skeleton like a discarded cheap racing frame.
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The Bottom Line
CLOWN CAR PHYSICS / 10
Imagine snapping your spine just to pedal a bike in circles for a plastic trophy.
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