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Maastricht bereidt zich voor op Gen Z-protest: politie schaalt op, carnavalsglas voor de ruiten en fans MVV willen stad beschermen

🇳🇱 Netherlands·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: De Telegraaf·30 Oct, 05:08 pm
Maastricht bereidt zich voor op Gen Z-protest: politie schaalt op, carnavalsglas voor de ruiten en fans MVV willen stad beschermen — Netherlands
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The Straight Version

Maastricht police are beefing up security against Gen Z protesters threatening riots on the Vrijthof this Saturday.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine thinking a TikTok temper tantrum requires MVV hooligans to save the city from pasty children armed with nothing but main character syndrome and expensive coffee. Absolutely pathetic.

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The Bottom Line

TOTAL BRAIN ROT / 10

Imagine thinking a TikTok temper tantrum requires MVV hooligans to save the city from pasty children armed with nothing but main character syndrome and expensive coffee.

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Imagine thinking a TikTok temper tantrum requires MVV hooligans to save the city from pasty children armed with nothing but main character syndrome and expensive coffee. TOTAL BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nl/maastricht-bereidt-zich-voor-op-gen-z-protest #NZE

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