The Straight Version
Dutch families brace for a marathon of holidays, from Halloween to New Year.
The UNHINGED Take
Parents sell their sanity at De Telegraaf‑pitch, squeezing kids for candy while their wallets drain faster than a Dutch leaky water bottle. Kids get treats; adults get taxes from holiday boredom.

The Bottom Line
THOUSAND SPENT / 10
Parents sell their sanity at De Telegraaf‑pitch, squeezing kids for candy while their wallets drain faster than a Dutch leaky water bottle.
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