The Straight Version
Verstappen ran fifth while Leclerc topped the times in Mexico practice.
The UNHINGED Take
Verstappen's fifth-place flounder is adorable, like a sirocco of excuses in a Marl'ged Dutch wind. Leclerc, meanwhile, sits on the fast lane like a Dutch fisherman awake for a boating parade.
🎬 LIVE DESK REACTION // FIFTH PLACE FIASCOGIF
The Bottom Line
LAME COPE / 10
Verstappen's fifth-place flounder is adorable, like a sirocco of excuses in a Marl'ged Dutch wind.
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Verstappen's fifth-place flounder is adorable, like a sirocco of excuses in a Marl'ged Dutch wind. LAME COPE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nl/max-verstappen-begint-met-vijfde-tijd-in-mexico #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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