The Straight Version
Radio DJs pranked Tuvalu coach Robert Maaskant, pretending to interview him about his obscure Pacific island football role.
The UNHINGED Take
Maaskant is so desperate for relevance he would coach a literal pile of sand if it meant a FIFA invite. Truly a clown show for a coach managing a ghost team.

The Bottom Line
COLOSSAL EMBARRASSMENT / 10
Maaskant is so desperate for relevance he would coach a literal pile of sand if it meant a FIFA invite.
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Maaskant is so desperate for relevance he would coach a literal pile of sand if it meant a FIFA invite. COLOSSAL EMBARRASSMENT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nl/nederlandse-voetbaltrainer-in-de-maling-genomen-door-radio #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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