The Straight Version
Benjamin Netanyahu secured a surprise victory for Likud, overcoming polling deficits to defeat rival Gadi Eisenkot.
The UNHINGED Take
Bibi has more lives than a radioactive alley cat while the rest of the country burns. Truly the political equivalent of a cockroach surviving a direct nuclear strike.
The Bottom Line
ETERNAL POLITICAL TUMOR / 10
Bibi has more lives than a radioactive alley cat while the rest of the country burns.
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Bibi has more lives than a radioactive alley cat while the rest of the country burns. ETERNAL POLITICAL TUMOR / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nl/netanyahu-blijft-t-ch-overeind-zo-groeide-likoed #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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