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Ook VodafoneZiggo wil meer personeel op kantoor zien en scherpt regels aan

🇳🇱 Netherlands·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: NU.nl·2 Nov, 04:00 am
Ook VodafoneZiggo wil meer personeel op kantoor zien en scherpt regels aan — Netherlands
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The Straight Version

VodafoneZiggo orders staff to return to office three days a week, offering exit only for those who refuse or can’t.

The UNHINGED Take

VodafoneZiggo forces a corporate cult: three days per week at the 'office jungle' while the rest vanish into the virtual wilderness. HR's nightmare, literally no Wi‑Fi during boredom.

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The Bottom Line

CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10

VodafoneZiggo forces a corporate cult: three days per week at the 'office jungle' while the rest vanish into the virtual wilderness.

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