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Zeker twaalf buitenlanders onder slachtoffers van treinbotsing in Spanje

🇳🇱 Netherlands·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: NU.nl·2 Nov, 04:29 am
Zeker twaalf buitenlanders onder slachtoffers van treinbotsing in Spanje — Netherlands
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The Straight Version

Sixty-nine died when two high-speed trains collided in Spain, and twelve were foreigners.

The UNHINGED Take

Spain's 'fast track' turned hallway murder; Sixty-nine corpses splintered tracks, twelve foreign caterers nervously sipping bleach as the train's 'green light' turned deadly.

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The Bottom Line

WASTE OF ROCKS / 10

Spain's 'fast track' turned hallway murder; Sixty-nine corpses splintered tracks, twelve foreign caterers nervously sipping bleach as the train's 'green light' turned deadly.

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Spain's 'fast track' turned hallway murder; Sixty-nine corpses splintered tracks, twelve foreign caterers nervously sipping bleach as the train's 'green light' turned deadly. WASTE OF ROCKS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nl/zeker-twaalf-buitenlanders-onder-slachtoffers-

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