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Praat mee: Wielrenners en fatbikes naar de rijbaan, goed idee?

🇳🇱 Netherlands·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: De Telegraaf·6 Nov, 10:54 am
Praat mee: Wielrenners en fatbikes naar de rijbaan, goed idee? — Netherlands
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The Straight Version

Delfshaven is testing moving cyclists and fatbikes onto the main road to clear up the cycle paths.

The UNHINGED Take

Nothing says peak Rotterdam genius like playing bumper cars with MAMILs and delivery riders on the asphalt. Enjoy the absolute carnage when a bus meets a guy on a stolen fatbike.

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The Bottom Line

TOTAL TRAFFIC SUICIDE / 10

Nothing says peak Rotterdam genius like playing bumper cars with MAMILs and delivery riders on the asphalt.

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Nothing says peak Rotterdam genius like playing bumper cars with MAMILs and delivery riders on the asphalt. TOTAL TRAFFIC SUICIDE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nl/praat-mee-wielrenners-en-fatbikes-naar-de-rijbaan #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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