The Straight Version
Delfshaven is testing moving cyclists and fatbikes onto the main road to clear up the cycle paths.
The UNHINGED Take
Nothing says peak Rotterdam genius like playing bumper cars with MAMILs and delivery riders on the asphalt. Enjoy the absolute carnage when a bus meets a guy on a stolen fatbike.

The Bottom Line
TOTAL TRAFFIC SUICIDE / 10
Nothing says peak Rotterdam genius like playing bumper cars with MAMILs and delivery riders on the asphalt.
📣 Copy, Paste, Cause Chaos
Nothing says peak Rotterdam genius like playing bumper cars with MAMILs and delivery riders on the asphalt. TOTAL TRAFFIC SUICIDE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nl/praat-mee-wielrenners-en-fatbikes-naar-de-rijbaan #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
That cursed thumbnail up top? Spat out by HyperVision AI in about 4 seconds. Go make your own monstrosity — ruin someone's feed today. 🔥
