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Russische keeper wordt uitgelachen om opeisen cruciale vrije trap en schiet vervolgens schitterend raak

🇳🇱 Netherlands·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: De Telegraaf·28 Oct, 12:05 pm
Russische keeper wordt uitgelachen om opeisen cruciale vrije trap en schiet vervolgens schitterend raak — Netherlands
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The Straight Version

Russian goalkeeper Aleksandr Selikhov scored a late free kick to win the match for FK Ural against Chelyabinsk.

The UNHINGED Take

Leaving the goal empty to roleplay as a striker in the Russian second tier is the peak of absolute mental instability. Someone check if this madman left his meds in the locker room.

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The Bottom Line

CLOWN BEHAVIOR / 10

Leaving the goal empty to roleplay as a striker in the Russian second tier is the peak of absolute mental instability.

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Leaving the goal empty to roleplay as a striker in the Russian second tier is the peak of absolute mental instability. CLOWN BEHAVIOR / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nl/russische-keeper-wordt-uitgelachen-om-opeisen-cruciale-vrije #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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