The Straight Version
Binnengrenzcontroles vernieuwd, asiel slechts een bijzaak, zegt minister Bart van den Brink.
The UNHINGED Take
Faber’s flop becomes a ‘grand theft border’ sequel, Bart nods bored. Dutch coffers bleed while citizens queue, chasing the promised border dream.

The Bottom Line
GRAND THIEF / 10
Faber’s flop becomes a ‘grand theft border’ sequel, Bart nods bored.
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