The Straight Version
Trump announced former UFC boss Dana White as his press secretary, despite White never holding a government role.
The UNHINGED Take
Trump yanked Dana White from a locker room to a podium, like trading a leather glove for a monarchy badge. Now the press will choke on arthritic promises while his staff squawk like drunken seagulls.
The Bottom Line
BRAIN ROT / 10
Trump yanked Dana White from a locker room to a podium, like trading a leather glove for a monarchy badge.
📣 Copy, Paste, Cause Chaos
Trump yanked Dana White from a locker room to a podium, like trading a leather glove for a monarchy badge. BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/no/a-joke-or-test-why-trump-floated-ufcs #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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