The Straight Version
Turkiye declares electricity must supply 35% of global energy by 2035 ahead of COP31.
The UNHINGED Take
Ankara’s green dream beats a punchline: charging for a future while plugging into black hours.
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The Bottom Line
CURSES ON CO2 / 10
Ankara’s green dream beats a punchline: charging for a future while plugging into black hours.
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Ankara’s green dream beats a punchline: charging for a future while plugging into black hours. CURSES ON CO2 / 10 https://unhingednews.com/no/turkiye-pushes-electrification-top-of-climate-agenda-as #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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