The Straight Version
France 24 reports that young voters in Austin are fueling speculation about Texas shifting from red to blue.
The UNHINGED Take
Austin hipsters think buying a craft latte and wishing hard enough will turn Texas blue. Keep dreaming, you absolute muppets, the Lone Star state doesn't give a damn about your pathetic social media tantrum.
The Bottom Line
DELUSIONAL TEENAGE COPE / 10
Austin hipsters think buying a craft latte and wishing hard enough will turn Texas blue.
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Austin hipsters think buying a craft latte and wishing hard enough will turn Texas blue. DELUSIONAL TEENAGE COPE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/no/a-shift-in-the-air-can-young-voters #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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