The Straight Version
French students resumed school blockades in Paris, Marseille, and Rennes after the autumn holidays.
The UNHINGED Take
Nothing says revolutionary struggle like skipping class to cosplay as a barricade while mummy and daddy pay for your cafe au lait. These little gremlins are just allergic to actual work.

The Bottom Line
COLOSSAL WASTE OF TIME / 10
Nothing says revolutionary struggle like skipping class to cosplay as a barricade while mummy and daddy pay for your cafe au lait.
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Nothing says revolutionary struggle like skipping class to cosplay as a barricade while mummy and daddy pay for your cafe au lait. COLOSSAL WASTE OF TIME / 10 https://unhingednews.com/no/french-school-protests-resume-on-smaller-scale-after #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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