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French school protests resume on smaller scale after holiday break

🇳🇴 Norway·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·2 Nov, 10:53 am
French school protests resume on smaller scale after holiday break — Norway
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The Straight Version

French students resumed school blockades in Paris, Marseille, and Rennes after the autumn holidays.

The UNHINGED Take

Nothing says revolutionary struggle like skipping class to cosplay as a barricade while mummy and daddy pay for your cafe au lait. These little gremlins are just allergic to actual work.

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COLOSSAL WASTE OF TIME / 10

Nothing says revolutionary struggle like skipping class to cosplay as a barricade while mummy and daddy pay for your cafe au lait.

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Nothing says revolutionary struggle like skipping class to cosplay as a barricade while mummy and daddy pay for your cafe au lait. COLOSSAL WASTE OF TIME / 10 https://unhingednews.com/no/french-school-protests-resume-on-smaller-scale-after #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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