The Straight Version
AI-powered doorbell cameras are being tested in Canada to warn communities about approaching polar bears.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine thinking a glorified ring camera is going to stop a starving apex predator from turning your porch into a buffet. Absolute smooth-brain tech-bro delusion at its finest.

The Bottom Line
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Imagine thinking a glorified ring camera is going to stop a starving apex predator from turning your porch into a buffet.
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