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Residents leave devastated Russian-occupied Oleshky as evacuation corridor opens

🇳🇴 Norway·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: BBC World·30 Oct, 11:17 am
Residents leave devastated Russian-occupied Oleshky as evacuation corridor opens — Norway
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The Straight Version

Civilians are evacuating the Russian-occupied town of Oleshky as utilities fail, though some refuse to leave.

The UNHINGED Take

Living in a literal dark-age trench for the aesthetic of dying in your own living room is peak masochism. Enjoy the frozen pipes and the crushing embrace of total geopolitical irrelevance.

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The Bottom Line

COLLECTIVE LOBOTOMY / 10

Living in a literal dark-age trench for the aesthetic of dying in your own living room is peak masochism.

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Living in a literal dark-age trench for the aesthetic of dying in your own living room is peak masochism. COLLECTIVE LOBOTOMY / 10 https://unhingednews.com/no/residents-leave-devastated-russian-occupied-oleshky-as-evacuation #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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