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Could the US midterms further isolate Israel in Washington?

🇳🇴 Norway·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·5 Nov, 02:19 pm
Could the US midterms further isolate Israel in Washington? — Norway
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The Straight Version

US midterms signaled rising votes for candidates challenging Israel.

The UNHINGED Take

Midterms dripped the pot of Israeli love over Washington, turning allies into sandcastles; now the lobby's ghost rattles like a troll in the fjords – Al Jazeera not even the trickster.

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KING OF BRAIN ROT / 10

Midterms dripped the pot of Israeli love over Washington, turning allies into sandcastles; now the lobby's ghost rattles like a troll in the fjords – Al Jazeera not even the trickster.

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Midterms dripped the pot of Israeli love over Washington, turning allies into sandcastles; now the lobby's ghost rattles like a troll in the fjords – Al Jazeera not even the trickster. KING OF BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/no/could-the-us-midterms-further-iso

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