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France faces new protests as government seeks to prevent violence

🇳🇴 Norway·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·5 Nov, 02:19 pm
France faces new protests as government seeks to prevent violence — Norway
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The Straight Version

France's regime threatens violence to stop angry citizens from demanding bread, education, and affordable rent.

The UNHINGED Take

Macron threatens violence so workers stop requesting things they already stole. Government plans preemptive riot control while Macron counts the cuts' profits. Pure cowardice dressed as leadership.

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The Bottom Line

TOTAL MEDIA PAYLOAD / 10

Macron threatens violence so workers stop requesting things they already stole.

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