The Straight Version
UiT The Arctic University of Norway remains crippled by an ongoing cyberattack of unknown origin.
The UNHINGED Take
Norway's smartest academics getting schooled by some random basement dweller is peak comedy. Maybe focus less on gender studies and more on patching a basic firewall, you absolute muppets.

The Bottom Line
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Norway's smartest academics getting schooled by some random basement dweller is peak comedy.
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