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Sp: Skuffet over at utvalget ikke går lenger

🇳🇴 Norway·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: NRK·2 Nov, 10:59 am
Sp: Skuffet over at utvalget ikke går lenger — Norway
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The Straight Version

Kjersti Toppe denounced the Norwegian health commission for not scrapping the unhealthy corporate hospital model.

The UNHINGED Take

Toppe weeps while bureaucrats pocket bread‑loafed profits; doctors play checkers with patient hearts, and the health model stays a corporate feather‑blanket.

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The Bottom Line

CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10

Toppe weeps while bureaucrats pocket bread‑loafed profits; doctors play checkers with patient hearts, and the health model stays a corporate feather‑blanket.

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Toppe weeps while bureaucrats pocket bread‑loafed profits; doctors play checkers with patient hearts, and the health model stays a corporate feather‑blanket. CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/no/sp-skuffet-over-at-utvalget-ikke-g-r #NZElection2026 #Unhi

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