E24-nyhetene: Sterkeste fra Equinor siden 2022

🇳🇴 Norway·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: VG·28 Oct, 06:51 am

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Equinor reported its strongest quarterly results since 2022, fueled by massive profits and market performance.

The UNHINGED Take

Equinor is busy sniffing their own exhaust fumes while the planet roasts, proving that greed is the only renewable resource that never runs dry in this desolate hellhole.

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The Bottom Line

CORPORATE GREED OVERKILL / 10

Equinor is busy sniffing their own exhaust fumes while the planet roasts, proving that greed is the only renewable resource that never runs dry in this desolate hellhole.

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Equinor is busy sniffing their own exhaust fumes while the planet roasts, proving that greed is the only renewable resource that never runs dry in this desolate hellhole. CORPORATE GREED OVERKILL / 10 https://unhingednews.com/no/e24-nyhetene-sterkeste-fra-equinor-siden

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E24-nyhetene: Sterkeste fra Equinor siden 2022

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The Bottom Line

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