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Fed leaves interest rates unchanged despite inflation in the US

🇳🇴 Norway·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·28 Oct, 07:05 pm
Fed leaves interest rates unchanged despite inflation in the US — Norway
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The Straight Version

Fed leaves rate unchanged at 3.75-4% despite inflation rising.

The UNHINGED Take

Fed’s stubborn grip on 3.75‑4% is like a frozen fjord in summer—costs hike, people shrink. It’s financial ice‑coating complacency for the doomed.

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SILLY MITIGATION / 10

Fed’s stubborn grip on 3.75‑4% is like a frozen fjord in summer—costs hike, people shrink.

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