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Putin tells African leaders Moscow will not pursue ‘neo-colonialism’

🇳🇴 Norway·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·28 Oct, 07:01 pm
Putin tells African leaders Moscow will not pursue ‘neo-colonialism’ — Norway
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The Straight Version

Putin claims Moscow isn’t a neo‑colonial power at the Russia‑Africa Summit.

The UNHINGED Take

Pushes the new Soviet prank, offering African pillows of fear that sleep like cheap carpets. Hollywood story? No, it’s an absolute puppet show in a warm‑weather pig‑sty.

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The Bottom Line

BRAIN DEATH / 10

Pushes the new Soviet prank, offering African pillows of fear that sleep like cheap carpets.

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Pushes the new Soviet prank, offering African pillows of fear that sleep like cheap carpets. BRAIN DEATH / 10 https://unhingednews.com/no/putin-tells-african-leaders-moscow-will-not-pursue #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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