The Straight Version
Folketrygdfondet made 14.1bn last quarter on Oslo Børs gains.
The UNHINGED Take
Folketrygdfondet raked 14.1bn while Oslo Børs pretended the sky was oily. VG's headline is grease, not genuine gold.
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The Bottom Line
Gold-oiled fool / 10
Folketrygdfondet raked 14.1bn while Oslo Børs pretended the sky was oily.
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Folketrygdfondet raked 14.1bn while Oslo Børs pretended the sky was oily. Gold-oiled fool / 10 https://unhingednews.com/no/folketrygdfondet-tjente-14-1-milliarder-i-tredje-kvartal #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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