The Straight Version
France is boarding up shops and bracing for riots as protests overlap with Halloween this weekend.
The UNHINGED Take
Nothing says French culture like turning a holiday into a state-sanctioned riot. The only thing scarier than the masks this year is the absolute incompetence of the riot police.
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The Bottom Line
NATIONAL EMBARRASSMENT / 10
Nothing says French culture like turning a holiday into a state-sanctioned riot.
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