The Straight Version
Forty-three million Americans have cast early ballots as the midterm race hits its final three-day sprint.
The UNHINGED Take
Watching these absolute muppets scramble for crumbs while the country burns is peak comedy. May the most delusional liar win the right to bankrupt the place next.
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The Bottom Line
COLLECTIVE BRAIN ROT / 10
Watching these absolute muppets scramble for crumbs while the country burns is peak comedy.
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Watching these absolute muppets scramble for crumbs while the country burns is peak comedy. COLLECTIVE BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/no/us-midterms-3-days-to-go-what-latest #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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