The Straight Version
Indonesia deployed troops to Jakarta following allegations that the president's chief of staff illegally wiretapped his own boss.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine being so pathologically insecure you need to bug your own boss like a cheap spy novel. These power-hungry muppets couldn't run a bath, let alone a nation.
The Bottom Line
COLOSSAL SECURITY INCOMPETENCE / 10
Imagine being so pathologically insecure you need to bug your own boss like a cheap spy novel.
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Imagine being so pathologically insecure you need to bug your own boss like a cheap spy novel. COLOSSAL SECURITY INCOMPETENCE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/no/indonesia-deploys-troops-to-jakarta-after-wiretapping-allegations #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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