The Straight Version
Rafael Nadal is officially joining the Real Madrid board of directors.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine swapping a tennis racket for a boardroom desk just to watch Florentino Perez burn money while pretending you actually know how to run a football club.

The Bottom Line
ELITE LEVEL GRABBING / 10
Imagine swapping a tennis racket for a boardroom desk just to watch Florentino Perez burn money while pretending you actually know how to run a football club.
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Imagine swapping a tennis racket for a boardroom desk just to watch Florentino Perez burn money while pretending you actually know how to run a football club. ELITE LEVEL GRABBING / 10 https://unhingednews.com/no/tennis-great-rafael-nadal-set-to-join-real #NZElection20
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