The Straight Version
Iran's IRGC reports four oil tankers hit in the Strait of Hormuz, Trump claims war will end soon.
The UNHINGED Take
Trump quacks up quick‑war dial while the IRGC spills four tanker corpses into the Hormuz water. Oil’s now the only thing that can stay afloat between lies and loss.
🎬 LIVE DESK REACTION // OIL TANKER TANTRUMGIF
The Bottom Line
CRAPPY TRUMP TIDE / 10
Trump quacks up quick‑war dial while the IRGC spills four tanker corpses into the Hormuz water.
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Trump quacks up quick‑war dial while the IRGC spills four tanker corpses into the Hormuz water. CRAPPY TRUMP TIDE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/no/iran-war-live-oil-tankers-hit-in-hormuz #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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