The Straight Version
US clears sale of 500 Patriot missiles to Ukraine, turning America into a mid-fraction missile vendor.
The UNHINGED Take
Folks—US spits out 500 Patriot tubes like a drunk whaler, and Ukraine still nervous about Russian rockets. Politicians think they’re fixing arms, really just pumping cash into a tank pit.
The Bottom Line
HILARIOUS HENCHMEN / 10
Folks—US spits out 500 Patriot tubes like a drunk whaler, and Ukraine still nervous about Russian rockets.
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Folks—US spits out 500 Patriot tubes like a drunk whaler, and Ukraine still nervous about Russian rockets. HILARIOUS HENCHMEN / 10 https://unhingednews.com/no/us-approves-sale-of-500-patriot-missiles-to #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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