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Jamaal Bowman: ‘If I had kept my mouth shut, I’d be in Congress’

🇳🇴 Norway·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·1 Nov, 10:10 am
Jamaal Bowman: ‘If I had kept my mouth shut, I’d be in Congress’ — Norway
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The Straight Version

Jamaal Bowman blamed his congressional primary loss on his outspoken political stance against the Democratic establishment.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine thinking your professional suicide was a heroic stand rather than just being a loudmouthed liability. Enjoy the irrelevance, Jamaal, because nobody misses a fire alarm pulling clown in the halls of power.

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The Bottom Line

COLOSSAL DELUSION / 10

Imagine thinking your professional suicide was a heroic stand rather than just being a loudmouthed liability.

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Imagine thinking your professional suicide was a heroic stand rather than just being a loudmouthed liability. COLOSSAL DELUSION / 10 https://unhingednews.com/no/jamaal-bowman-if-i-had-kept-my-mouth #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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