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Yemeni government forces seize strategic positions in al-Jawf

🇳🇴 Norway·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·1 Nov, 10:08 am
Yemeni government forces seize strategic positions in al-Jawf — Norway
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The Straight Version

Yemeni government forces captured strategic weapons and ammunition depots following a counteroffensive in al-Jawf.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine losing an entire stockpile because you left the keys in the ignition. Absolute amateur hour in the desert, just handing out free boom-sticks to the opposition like candy.

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The Bottom Line

TOTAL STRATEGIC INCOMPETENCE / 10

Imagine losing an entire stockpile because you left the keys in the ignition.

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