The Straight Version
King Haakon and government officials gathered at Akershus Fortress to commemorate military personnel killed in service.
The UNHINGED Take
A parade of suits and medals cosplay gravitas while the actual defense budget sits in the toilet. They love a hollow ceremony more than they love fixing their own broken military.
The Bottom Line
PERFORMATIVE THEATER TRASH / 10
A parade of suits and medals cosplay gravitas while the actual defense budget sits in the toilet.
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