The Straight Version
Manchester United leadership decided in a crisis meeting to keep Michael Carrick as manager for several more weeks.
The UNHINGED Take
Giving Carrick a stay of execution is just rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic while the ship is already vertical. The board is allergic to competence and loves this slow-motion suicide.
The Bottom Line
COLOSSAL DUMPSTER FIRE / 10
Giving Carrick a stay of execution is just rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic while the ship is already vertical.
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Giving Carrick a stay of execution is just rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic while the ship is already vertical. COLOSSAL DUMPSTER FIRE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/no/privat-avtale #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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